He or She?

This was cross posted with permission from TommyMitola (With the mind behind Temptin Males), a beautiful soul full of wit and charm.  I had to add this to the 'list' of ever growing elements in SL that ring so true!

Is that chick really a G.I.R.L.?  (GUY IN REAL LIFE?)
Here are some ways to tell! 1 point for each.

1. Bad hair, bad skin, and/or BAD  SHOES!
2. No sexy female AO - stands there looking like a stiff-armed goober, or  has a freebie non-animated AO with old school  static poses
3. Thigh high stockings as day wear
4. Blingtard alert! "DON'T BANG BLING" is the phrase that doesn't make you gay
5. Long skinny legs, like toothpicks in bad barbie heels
6. Teeny tiny tutu skirt
7. Poofs if less than 3 people at sex club
8. Fucks anything at the drop of a hat, even if they have a non-skin colored noob cock
9. Often seen sitting on blue male balls, before sitting on a pink one for girls
10. No fashion/skin/shopping groups in profile- Only sex groups
11. Profile states they will not pic, voice or cam
12. Will refuse avatar help or freebies
13. Wears same hair/outfit/shoes everyday

If  "she" scores over 3 it's a good sign she's a HE.