How to Speak to a Sub Type Human and Convey Your Domly Domliness Without Being an Asshat, Creepy or Just Totally Lost and Without Social Graces

How to Speak to a Sub Type Human and Convey Your Domly Domliness Without Being an Asshat, Creepy or Just Totally Lost and Without Social Graces

Written by Whitetigerprime (link here)

This is the promised supplement to:

The Domly Dom Lord High Master of the Whole Universe and Other Places Guidance Manual
Please be advised that this supplement cannot take the place of common courtesy or common sense. We are writing this supplement with the active knowledge that both of the above are fairly uncommon and that some Domly Doms will need guidance in this area. Or a kick in head. Whichever.

Opening Communications with a Sub Type Human.

Page 1, Paragraph 1. Actually read the profile of the sub type human you would like to open communications with. Yes, the pictures are nice and they made you horny. But sending an email to another Domly Dom offering to be their Dominant because you did not bother to read the profile is bad form. And besides, if your kink is to be swinging from a chandelier while screaming like a drunken monkey and the sub type human would be driven to hide under the bed by such antics, your kinks will be incompatible.

Page 1, Paragraph 2. For the most part, many BDSM and general kinkster websites are not dating sites. They are for the purposes of learning more about the lifestyle and playing in a safe manner. Sub type humans cannot be ordered from these sites like camping equipment from a sporting goods store.

Page 1, Paragraph 3. Proper communication must be established in order to convey to the sub type human the absolute totality of your Domly Domlinessness. It is up to you, the initiator of communication, to make a proper first impression. Therefore, read the sub type human's profile, just like it says in Paragraph 1. Make sure the sub type human is open to receiving communications from Domly Doms and is not already collared, married, living in Timbuktu or some damn place and that thier kinks are at least somewhat compatible with your own.

The following are a rehash of Rules from The Domly Dom Lord High Master of the Whole Universe and Other Places Guidance Manual and are meant as guidelines for initial contact with a sub type human through email. We'll do personal communications later. Sometime.

If you needed to come here, reread these anyway. You need reminded.

Page 1, Paragraph 1. "Wanna fuck, baby?" is not a good opening line. Try again.
Paragraph 1b. "Will you be my sub?" is not a good opening line. Try again.
Paragraph 1c. Sending a picture of your dick in your first email does not work. Try again.
Paragraph 1d. Dominants of the female type may ignore Paragraph 1. c. of this section.
Paragraph 1e . Sending pictures of your vagina to a male sub absolutely works.

Page 1, Paragraph 2. If you want to get to know a sub type human, talk to them. Stalking a sub type human across the internet may be anonymous, but you won't ever get to know them. And it's kinda creepy. You need to get out more.

Page 1, Paragraph 3. Once you do decide to contact a sub type human, do not use any of the lines in Paragraph 1. That is the whole point of Paragraph 1. Except Paragraph 1e for the female Dom types. Do that. That shit works.

Page 1, Paragraph 4. If your offer of conversation is turned down, you must not have conveyed your absolute Domly Domliness in the first message. You may try one more time to communicate your true Domliness. That is, if you were not blocked after the first attempt. If you have been blocked from communication on the first attempt you probably used one of the lines from Paragraph 1. Already said that shit doesn't work. Are you stupid?

Page 1, Paragraph 5. No means no. Really. It really, really does. If your second message is shot down, you're toast. Move on. Emailing and whining at the sub type human will not enhance your Domly Domliness. It will make you sound like a whiner. Don't be a whiner. Grow up and move on. And besides, the sub type human has probably blocked you by now anyway.

Page 1, Paragraph 6. Should your Domly Domliness not be properly conveyed to the sub type human with which you have attempted to communicate the odds are very high they will chose to ignore you or reply they are not interested. This failure to communicate your Domly Domliness does not change said sub type human's name to bitch, cunt, whore or George.

Page 1, Paragraph 8. If a sub type human should choose to respond to your initial email, do not immediately begin to issue orders to said sub type human. Most of them think this is bad form and will laugh at your Domly Domliness. Others will just freak out. Many will block you. Being blocked on the email server drastically reduces communication.

Page 1, Paragraph 9. It is considered bad form to send a cock pic to a potential sub type human. Yes, you are proud of your junk. Yes, you wish to share your magnificence. Make sure your potential sub type human wishes to share this vision. Unannounced emailed cock pics often results in involuntary muscle spasms in sub type humans resulting in unintentional clicking of the block button.

Page 1, Paragraph 10. A Domly Dom may send a pussy pic at any time. That shit works.

Page 1, Paragraph 11. Don't ask a submissive to meet you for the first time in a private place, one-on-one. Trying to freak 'em out, are you? Be real. Meet in a public place. Besides, what if that sub is nuts? You really want a crazy person in your house?

Negotiations

Page 1, Paragraph 5. "Get on your knees, bitch," is not normally associated with good negotiating skills. Neither is, "Strip and get on that cross." These and other such statements should be reserved for later in the relationship. I'll tell you when.