Sunday, February 17, 2013
Winter Magic / Enchanted Winter
(Literal Translation)
Of my children the dearest one is this stage
Where the moonlight on its alleys advances
Bent sprig, summer in the care of
The White Ocean so wide
Which with the wings of a ghost moon
Arrives to retrieve me home
Upon the wintry earth, a moment like eternity
Which with the paws of a kitten to me creeps
Here at the tale’s roots I may live, where
A violin of vast longing
Its eternal melody paints
With its song awakens the Earth
_______________________________
(Lyrical Translation)
"Once upon a time, one dearest to me
Where the moonbeams glisten on the streetside
A lost part of summer but it's tale I can see
On the high sea's white water
On the wings of a dark moon
I only ask it for a home
Silver winter nights call time to rest still
Like a small cuddly kitten's paws creeping
Singing your story I pray reads you real
Like a violin spending all of its days longing
I'll endure til' Gaia sings along"
Blessed be...
Thursday, February 7, 2013
How to Speak to a Sub Type Human and Convey Your Domly Domliness Without Being an Asshat, Creepy or Just Totally Lost and Without Social Graces
How to Speak to a Sub Type Human and Convey Your Domly Domliness Without Being an Asshat, Creepy or Just Totally Lost and Without Social Graces
Written by Whitetigerprime (link here)
The Domly Dom Lord High Master of the Whole Universe and Other Places Guidance Manual
Please be advised that this supplement cannot take the place of common courtesy or common sense. We are writing this supplement with the active knowledge that both of the above are fairly uncommon and that some Domly Doms will need guidance in this area. Or a kick in head. Whichever.
Opening Communications with a Sub Type Human.
Page 1, Paragraph 1. Actually read the profile of the sub type human you would like to open communications with. Yes, the pictures are nice and they made you horny. But sending an email to another Domly Dom offering to be their Dominant because you did not bother to read the profile is bad form. And besides, if your kink is to be swinging from a chandelier while screaming like a drunken monkey and the sub type human would be driven to hide under the bed by such antics, your kinks will be incompatible.Page 1, Paragraph 2. For the most part, many BDSM and general kinkster websites are not dating sites. They are for the purposes of learning more about the lifestyle and playing in a safe manner. Sub type humans cannot be ordered from these sites like camping equipment from a sporting goods store.
Page 1, Paragraph 3. Proper communication must be established in order to convey to the sub type human the absolute totality of your Domly Domlinessness. It is up to you, the initiator of communication, to make a proper first impression. Therefore, read the sub type human's profile, just like it says in Paragraph 1. Make sure the sub type human is open to receiving communications from Domly Doms and is not already collared, married, living in Timbuktu or some damn place and that thier kinks are at least somewhat compatible with your own.
The following are a rehash of Rules from The Domly Dom Lord High Master of the Whole Universe and Other Places Guidance Manual and are meant as guidelines for initial contact with a sub type human through email. We'll do personal communications later. Sometime.
If you needed to come here, reread these anyway. You need reminded.
Page 1, Paragraph 1. "Wanna fuck, baby?" is not a good opening line. Try again.
Paragraph 1b. "Will you be my sub?" is not a good opening line. Try again.
Paragraph 1c. Sending a picture of your dick in your first email does not work. Try again.
Paragraph 1d. Dominants of the female type may ignore Paragraph 1. c. of this section.
Paragraph 1e . Sending pictures of your vagina to a male sub absolutely works.
Page 1, Paragraph 2. If you want to get to know a sub type human, talk to them. Stalking a sub type human across the internet may be anonymous, but you won't ever get to know them. And it's kinda creepy. You need to get out more.
Page 1, Paragraph 3. Once you do decide to contact a sub type human, do not use any of the lines in Paragraph 1. That is the whole point of Paragraph 1. Except Paragraph 1e for the female Dom types. Do that. That shit works.
Page 1, Paragraph 4. If your offer of conversation is turned down, you must not have conveyed your absolute Domly Domliness in the first message. You may try one more time to communicate your true Domliness. That is, if you were not blocked after the first attempt. If you have been blocked from communication on the first attempt you probably used one of the lines from Paragraph 1. Already said that shit doesn't work. Are you stupid?
Page 1, Paragraph 5. No means no. Really. It really, really does. If your second message is shot down, you're toast. Move on. Emailing and whining at the sub type human will not enhance your Domly Domliness. It will make you sound like a whiner. Don't be a whiner. Grow up and move on. And besides, the sub type human has probably blocked you by now anyway.
Page 1, Paragraph 6. Should your Domly Domliness not be properly conveyed to the sub type human with which you have attempted to communicate the odds are very high they will chose to ignore you or reply they are not interested. This failure to communicate your Domly Domliness does not change said sub type human's name to bitch, cunt, whore or George.
Page 1, Paragraph 8. If a sub type human should choose to respond to your initial email, do not immediately begin to issue orders to said sub type human. Most of them think this is bad form and will laugh at your Domly Domliness. Others will just freak out. Many will block you. Being blocked on the email server drastically reduces communication.
Page 1, Paragraph 9. It is considered bad form to send a cock pic to a potential sub type human. Yes, you are proud of your junk. Yes, you wish to share your magnificence. Make sure your potential sub type human wishes to share this vision. Unannounced emailed cock pics often results in involuntary muscle spasms in sub type humans resulting in unintentional clicking of the block button.
Page 1, Paragraph 10. A Domly Dom may send a pussy pic at any time. That shit works.
Page 1, Paragraph 11. Don't ask a submissive to meet you for the first time in a private place, one-on-one. Trying to freak 'em out, are you? Be real. Meet in a public place. Besides, what if that sub is nuts? You really want a crazy person in your house?
Negotiations
Page 1, Paragraph 5. "Get on your knees, bitch," is not normally associated with good negotiating skills. Neither is, "Strip and get on that cross." These and other such statements should be reserved for later in the relationship. I'll tell you when.The Domly Dom Lord High Master of the Whole Universe and Other Places Guidance Manual
The Domly Dom Lord High Master of the Whole Universe and Other Places Guidance Manual
Written by Whitetigerprime (link here)The Domly Dom Lord High Master of the Whole Universe and Other Places Guidance Manual
By Lord HIgh Master of the Whole Universe and Other Places.
aka: whitetigerprime
Preface
I am going to start this manual just because.....yeah, just because. I'm not gonna sit here for the next 3 days writing this balderdash. So, you're just gonna have to check back on occasion and see what other idiocy I've added.
Before We Begin
There are many pieces of information a Domly Dom needs before they are ready to embark on this journey of self discovery and adventure we call BDSM. In this manual the person who is wishing to become a Domly Dom will find much of the information they need. The aspiring Domly Dom will find definitions of terms, what roles there are to play within the lifestyle, and pointers on how to act and speak to maximize your success in Domlinessness. Pay attention.
There are also many other resources available to help along this journey. A bibliography is included at the end of this manual to help further you on your journey of discovery. A bibliography is a list of books and stuff like that. Get a dictionary. That's a book that tells you what words mean.
And if you are a virgin, this manual is not for you. Go talk to your dad.
And leave mom out of it. She'll just get upset.
On Being A Domly Dom and Domlinessness
Page 1, Paragraph 1. Know thyself. Know what you want. Know what you like. Know who you are and who you want to become. Then figure out the difference between the two and a path to take between them. And if you're Bozo the Clown, get the hell out of my manual.
Page 1, Paragraph 2. Educate yourself. Just 'cause you know where to put it doesn't mean you know what to do with it once you get it there. Use whatever resources you can. Books, articles, websites, pick the brains of people you know. Read a wide range of books. Sure SM 101 is a good one for this lifestyle, but the Joy of Sex has it's place as well, and you'll learn how to do the Butterfly Technique. Women love that shit.
Page 1, Paragraph 5. Know your role. What type of Dominant do you want to be? The following are a selection of various players within the lifestyle.
*Sadist - the hurty kind of people
*Masochist - the hurtee kind of people
*Bondage-er-er- The one with the ropes
*Sensualist - the one with the vibrator and the rabbit fur. No, they don't use the vibrator on the rabbit fur. Well, they could if they're into that sort of thing.
*Dominant - You need a definition for this one? Really? Get the hell out of my manual.... Well, alright, then... Stop whining. It is not Domly. Definition: The one that tells the other one what to do. Also the one that does stuff to the other one.
*Master - Definition 1. Tells the other one what to do even more than a Dom does. Also does things to the other one.
Definition 2. One of them that has learned a lot about how to do something. Like a Master Rigger (that's a bondage-er-er), Master Sadist or a Master of the other Disciplines. Almost like going through an apprenticeship and then you know what you're doing, supposedly. Like when you get a job on a boat putting worms on hooks. After a few years, you can be the Master Baiter.
Definition 3. Being the wise old person of the group. Like some old fart up in the mountains somewhere talking to themself.
Definition 4. Someone who has never done any of this before.
*submissive - the one that Doms and Masters tell things to do. Also the one that Doms and Masters do things to. Also the one that gets blamed for everything. Also known as sub type human. Because it's funnier. Do not confuse with sub human. Those are the unDomly Dominants we are attempting to keep you from being.
*Slave – another one that Doms and Masters tell what to do. Only more so. A lot more so. Also known as sub type human. Because it really is funnier. So shut up about it and read on. This one is not to be confused with a sub human either. That is still an unDomly Dom. And you’re still not supposed to be like that.
*brats - the ones that get sacrificed to the great God Dom McMaster, founder of Domination, for being a pain in the ass. God Dom McMaster is just something someone made up. Brats are real and are still a pain in the ass.
Switch - the one that when you get done whomping the snot out of, they turn around and whomp you back. Some Domly Doms find this offensive. Other Domly Doms find it quite enjoyable. Whatever floats your boat. Do not confuse switches with either Doms or sub type humans. Switches are both and neither. They are not confused. If you are confused, don't worry about it. A switch will straighten your ass out in a right quick hurry.
Page 1, Paragraph 8. This is not a goals driven activity. It is a process, a way of doing things. Find the process that works for you. A way of being that fulfills you as a person and a Dominant and fulfills the needs of the submissive that you are doing stuff to. And if swinging from a chandelier while screaming like a drunken monkey is part of that process, well, so be it. More on the chandelier later.
Doing Stuff That Gets You Started
Page 1, Paragraph 1. Create a profile.
Page 1, Paragraph 2. No, really, create a profile. How do you expect a potential sub type human to know about your Domly Domliness without a profile? Put more into your profile than a picture of your penis and "Wanna fuck, baby?" For you female type Doms, ignore this shit.
Page 1, Paragraph 3. Thoughts on picking your online name. You will need to put careful thought into picking your online name. It should be a name which conveys your Domly Domliness without being overbearing or too obvious. Pick something that expresses the true you. MasterLordGodAlmightyPerfectAuthorityBooba is an example of overbearing. MasterLordGodAlmightyPerfectAuthority would be a more appropriate name.
Basic Relations with sub type humans
Page 1, Paragraph 1. "Wanna fuck, baby?" is not a good opening line. Try again.
Paragraph 1b. "Will you be my sub?" is not a good opening line. Try again.
Paragraph 1c. Sending a picture of your dick in your first email does not work. Try again.
Paragraph 1d. Dominants of the female type may ignore Paragraph 1c. of this section.
Paragraph 1e. Sending pictures of your vagina to a male sub absolutely works.
Page 1, Paragraph 2. If you want to get to know a sub type human, talk to them. Stalking a sub type human across the internet may be anonymous, but you won't ever get to know them. And it's kinda creepy. You need to get out more.
Page 1, Paragraph 3. Once you do decide to contact a sub type human, do not use any of the lines in Paragraph 1. That is the whole point of Paragraph 1. Except Paragraph 1e for the female Domly Dom types. Do that. That shit works.
Page 1, Paragraph 4. If your offer of conversation is turned down, you must not have conveyed your absolute Domly Domliness in the first message. You may try one more time to communicate your true Domliness. That is, if you were not blocked after the first attempt. If you have been blocked from communication on the first attempt you probably used one of the lines from Paragraph 1. Already said that shit doesn't work. Are you stupid?
Page 1, Paragraph 5. No means no. Really. It really, really does. If your second message is shot down, you will need to read the suppliment to this manual entitled How to Speak to a Sub Type Human and Convey Your Domly Domliness Without Being an Asshat, Creepy or Just Totally Lost and Without Social Graces.
Page 1, Paragraph 6. If a sub type human should choose to respond to your initial email, do not immediately begin to issue orders to said sub type human. Most of them think this is bad form and will laugh at your Domly Domliness. Others will just freak out. Many will block you. Being blocked on the email server drastically reduces communication. Please read the supplement How to Speak to a Sub Type Human and Convey Your Domly Domliness Without Being an Asshat, Creepy or Just Totally Lost and Without Social Graces. You need the help offered there.
Page 1, Paragraph 7. Don't ask a submissive to meet you for the first time in a private place, one-on-one. Trying to freak 'em out, are you? Be real. Meet in a public place. Besides, what if that sub is nuts? You really want a crazy person in your house?
Page 1, Paragraph 8. Enough of this about talking to a sub type human in here. This is a general manual. If you need more help communicating, you need to get out more and actually talk to people. But if you are stuck in your mother's basement in your bathrobe and do require further instruction on actually being able to communicate your Domly Domliness to a sub type human, please read the supplement: How to Speak to a Sub Type Human and Convey Your Domly Domliness Without Being an Asshat, Creepy or Just Totally Lost and Without Social Graces.
Play Time or What this shit is really all about, for some folks that is
Page 1, Paragraph 1. No means no. Really. It really, really does. We keep saying that. Didn't your momma teach you the meaning of no?
Page 2, Paragraph 1. When a sub type human starts screaming it is okay to keep going. When a sub type person starts screaming the “safe word”, it is not okay to keep going. When the sub type person passes out without screaming the “safe word” first, you will be safe in assuming it is time to stop.
Dealing with subdrop.
Page 1, Paragraph 1. Subdrop is an actual physical reaction some sub type humans experience. The biggest problem with subdrop is that it is so totally unpredictable. Some subs don't experience it at all. Some only get a little tired for a day or two. Some go totally into full on depression. And it can change within the same sub from one experience to the next. You can do one type of play and the sub have no problems, go back a week later, do the exact same activity with the same intensity and the next day the sub is in the corner, hugging themself and crying. Learn about subdrop and what all it means. There are for real changes in the brain chemistry that bring it on. Learn how to cope with those changes. And yes, the dom ought to be involved with that. The Dom gets the sub type human there, the Dom should help get the sub type human out of it.
Page 1, Paragraph 2. Chocolate. Lots of chocolate. Preferably dark chocolate. 5 pounds ought to do. That's about 2.25 kilograms to those of you who use a rational system of weights and measures.
Page 1, Paragraph 8. If the sub type human picks up a knife and starts screaming "Don't you ever touch me again, you son of a bitch." Just run. At that point the sub type human has taken over their own aftercare.
On Collaring Your Sub Type Human and other serious shit like that
Page 1, Paragraph 1. Your Domly Domlinessness has attracted a sub type human who is also very attracted to you. Very good. Seems things are going well for you. But beware. There are pitfalls, snares and rabbit punches in the offing if you allow your Domlinessness to slip for one moment. Or a year or whatever. Take care to keep your Domlinessness and your sub type human well in hand. So, now you’ve heard of Collaring and need more information before you pop the big question. The following are a few guidelines that will help see you through this wonderful and mysterious event.
Page 1, Paragraph 2. Whether or not to Collar your sub type human is a serious decision to make. Many people within the BDSM community consider it nearly the equivalent of marriage. Some people take their collaring more seriously than their marriage. So, understand, if you decide to ask a submissive to wear your Collar, be sure to take it off first. Oh, and you might want to ask about this in private before you announce it. It is a private thing. Ever seen those guys at ball games on national television get down on a knee and the girl takes off? Same thing. Only with whips.
Page 1, Paragraph 3. The specific Collar you choose to place around the neck of your sub type human is a very individual decision. Some Domly Doms prefer a heavy leather Collar with a D-ring attachment for a leash. Some Domly Doms prefer a more jewelry like Collar with stones set in metal. Other Domly Doms just throw a log chain around ‘em and call it a day. Whatever type of Collar you choose for your sub type human mate, you will want to insure a proper fit so it can be worn with pride by your sub. If your sub type human turns blue and passes out shortly after the Collaring ceremony it is probably not because of overwrought nerves. Don’t just stand there, take the damn thing off ‘em.
Shit that'll get a sub spanked and other stuff like that.
Page 1, Paragraph 1. This section will deal with reasons to discipline sub type humans. There is a very real difference between disciplining a sub type and beating the living crap out of them. The first difference is an expectation of changed behavior. The second difference involves the local police. You will benefit by learning these differences.
Page 5, Paragraph 1. If a sub puts cayanne pepper in the Dom's underwear, the Dom has pretty much carte blanche on the punishment. That would be some time after the Dom soaks the offended genitalia in sour cream. Soaking the genitalia in sour cream just for the jollies of it is a different kind of kink and we will be not be discussing it in this manual.
Page 14, paragraph 3. Subs shall not lurk their Dom's posts without prior permission 'cause its distracting..and especially embarrassing to the Dom if she posts something that contradicts, in a public forum, what her Dom just said. That's a spanking. And a public apology in the same thread. And no cookies for her for a couple of days. And we aren't talking about chocolate chips.
High Protocol, Black Ties and (cat'o nine) Tails
Page 1, Paragraph 1. High Protocol events tend to be formal affairs and require dressing for the occassion. Think penguin. No, not The Penguin. He's fugly. Think George Clooney at the Oscars. Or think Gwyneth Paltraw at the same event. Depends on if you wear a dress or not. It does not depend on your gender.
Page 1, Paragraph 2. If your sub type human is female, a cock-tail dress would be appropriate. We'll let you think about that one for a while.
Page 1, Paragraph 3. "Get on you knees, bitch!" is not a polite manner to address your submissive upon first greeting at a High Protocol event. "Get on your knees, wench!" is more accectable.
Page 1, Paragraph 4. The submissive always goes on the right and a step behind the Dominant, standing or walking. Don't ask me where the salad fork goes.
Safe Play
Page 1, Paragraph 1. If you break your toy, you can't play with it anymore.
Page 1, Paragraph 2. Think through any new play plans you have for safety issues. Having the emergency squad show up in the middle of your session is distracting and will end the session.
Page 1, Paragraph 3. The Domly Dom is always responsible for the safety, care and well-being of the sub type human in the relationship. Always. Period. So if your sub type human’s foot gets stuck in their ear during an intricate bondage session, it is still the Domly Dom’s fault, no matter how you explain it to the emergency squad.
Safety During Suspension Play
Page 1, Paragraph 1. Do not hang the submissive by the neck. They discolor badly.
Page 1, Paragraph 2. Check the carry strength of any hooks or fixtures you plan to use during your play. This would include the chandeliers. Dropping a submissive on their head is really bad form. Having the chandelier then drop on to said sub type human is really, really bad form. Check your equipment, people.
Page 1, Paragraph 3. Hotel sprinkler systems are not to be considered as hard points for suspensions. Niether are moving fans for that matter. Or flag poles in front of police stations.
Definiations and Glossary and other what not.
vanilla – what you used to be when you had 3 minutes of sex and then said, “Oh, baby, that was good. What’s on TV?”
Bibliography, did you figure out that dictionary yet?
The Loving Dominant by John Warren and Libby Warren;Greenery Press;
September 30, 1994
The Master's Manual: A Handbook of Erotic Dominance by Jack Rinella; Daedalus Publishing Company; August 1, 1994
SM 101: A Realistic Introduction by Jay Wiseman; Greenery Press;
December 1, 2011
Disclaimer
I disclaim that any of this foolishness is actual for real advice. Some of it is though. If you can't figure out which is which, you require more help than this manual can give you. You need to get out more.
***Note: I did NOT write this but cross posted to share with a few friends. Thank you for such wit White!
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